Epic Cool Kangaroo’s

Wildlife Narrator: This is hoppity the majestic hopping Kangaroo, notice the long tail and short arms, this kangaroo is obviously a close relative to the T-Rex Dinosaur.

Photographer: Its more like a horse with big ears and short arms.

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Wildlife Narrator: Here we spot two of the horsie-like dinosaurs in their natural habitat, just majestic!

Park Ranger: Those are two dogs with really small arms and pointy ears.

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Wildlife Narrator: Here we see the majestic doggy dinosaur horsie up close and personal, notice the big snout for sniffing things to snif.

Photographer: Coolest giant racoon ever!

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Wildlife Narrator: This muscular raccoon horsie dinosaur doggy is gently relaxing after a day of hunting for berries.

Kangaroo: Im a what who when where how

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Wildlife Narrator: This majestic wildlife forest dwelling fur ball is watching a balloon in the tree, yes folks, he’s a balloon watcher.

Kangaroo: I think I see the basketball I tossed up there last week

Kangaroo in the distance: What in the world is going on up in here?

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Kangaroo: So I’m part doggy raccoon dinosaur eh? I feel it in me bones.

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Ummm, lol

Kangaroo: I got some orange carrots if you like. I take mastercard, visa and american express.

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Kangaroo: Im not sleeping just checking my eyelids for cracks

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Wildlife Narrator: These are the world’s first green dinosaur raccoon doggies, notice the green hair and pointy ears.

Zoo Keeper: Those are just two of our Kangaroos

Wildlife Narrator: oh

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Fun captions provided by me, Vaas.