Super Fun Cool Wild Cat

Forest Tour Guide: …Ok folks…here we have a super fluffy cat…apparently spotted a pizza in the distance…take some wild cat looking at some pizza forest people…
Fluffy Cat: …me name is Pallas Cat…wild cat from the wild…see me wild poofy hair and super cool wild ears…
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Pallas Cat:…ya me too super floofy…
Tourists: …Loook…this cat has mind control…coool <click>
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Wildlife Narrator: …in the trees and branches in the forest…we find this poofy bear asleep on a sunny day…
Tourists: …its a cat…
Narrator: …huh?…
Tourists: …its a meow meow…
Narrator: …ohhh…how about that…meowing bears…
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Tourist:…is it me or is this wild cat super grumpy cat…
Tour Guide:…ok folks…super grumpy cat has just been spotted…u seen it here first…take some grumpy cat pics…
Pallas: …me not grumpy…just posing for me picture time…
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Pallas Cat: …me super ready for me picture time…see me super fun smile…
Tourist: Loook…smiling cat from the forest…
Wildlife Biologist:…coool…a smiling koala…where’s my camera…
Tourist: …thats a cat…
Pallas Cat: …ya me a cat…meow meow…anybody taking me photo…meow…
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Pallas cat: …me not grumpy…me like making funny faces at tourists…
Tourists: Loook…theres the forest cat again…let make funny faces at it…
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Pallas Cat: …ahhh…me Pizza delivery in the forest!…
Pizza delivery gal:…Pizza delivery for forest cat is here….
Tourists: Loook…pizza delivery for us in the Forest…coool…
Pallas Cat: …meow…
Tourists: …meow…
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Wild Forest Cat Super Cool!
*Fun commentary by me, Vas.

