Epic Jungle Cats
Safari Guide: …ok folks this is Stripes…our river drinking tiger from the jungle…take some super cool action pics jungle people…
Tiger: …is that me food delivery on a trolly…
Tourists: …oh look…a tiger!…lets drive closer to the kitty…
Campers:…well this is going to be interesting…
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Tour Guide: …and here we have a tiger in super hunting mode…notice the super splashy splashes…
Tiger: …me like this all day…who gonna take me pic…
Tourist:…Loook a giant kitty cat <click>…
Park Ranger:…that’s a tiger!…
Photographer: …where where where…
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Wildlife Narrator: …in the rivers and oceans in the jungle…we spot this powerful cat…absolutely majestic…
Tiger:…me a statue…
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Tiger: …u never seen a tiger building a bridge before…
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Nature Boat Guide: …ok folks…keep arms and hands inside the boat…a river cat is in hunting mode river people…
Tourists: …coool…<click>…
Tiger: …Hi…Im splashy…
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Yoga Tiger: ….ahhh…me morning yoga…super refreshing…before me hunting campers…
Campers: …what he say…
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Kitty Kat: …me a tiger…see me claws and pointy ears…
Photographer: …ummm…
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Campers:…oh look a crocodile…
Tour Guide: …coool…
Tourists: …that’s a tiger!…
Campers: …no its not…tigers have long legs…
Tiger: …me crocotiger…
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Tiger: …me shoes are soaking wet…how me get here…
Tourists: …why are all the tigers in the river…what kinda jungle is this…
Turtle: …as long as me in the tree…its a cool day…
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Tour Guide: …well folks…here it is…a floating tiger…take lots of pics jungle peoples…
Tourists: …how is he floating like that…
Photographer: …this is great!…now raise one leg and spin around…
Tiger: …me already in the air…
Photographer…ya…just do a spin…super easy…
Tiger:…how about a back flip…
Photographer: …um ok ya…
Tiger: …ok gonna need a ladder and a trampoline and some lights…
Park Ranger…what in the world is going on here…
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Majestic Tigers are super cool!
*Fun commentary by me, Vas
