Epic Owls

Owl: Hi…I’m Trixy the tap dancing owl…wanna see me parkour…

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Owl: Im robot owl scanning your brain for microchips…

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Bird Watcher: Ah…I spot a fluffy feathered tree owl…totally majestic!…

Owl: …I just took me bath and me hair is super poofy today…

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Wildlife Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we spot a…ummm…anybody know what this is…

Tourists: We on a owl tour…its an owl…

Tourist: Nah…that’s a monkey…see its feet jogging along like the mighty ostrich…

Owl: …these people are wacky…

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Owl: I’m a flying monkey…yes!…I knew it!

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Wildlife Guide: …ok folks, I got it…this is our flying bunny rabbit…take some bunny pics folks…

Tourist: …we on a owl tour…its an owl…

Owl: Aw…I wanna be a bunny…

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Owl: …me an owl…see me acrobatic neck action…

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Ummm, lol

Wildlife Tour Guide: …this floating…majestic…feather cat…take a pic…its majestic…ok people…

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Tourists: Loook…an owl with no socks on…<click>

Wildlife Tour Guide: That’s an owl?

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Tour Guide: …Ok folks…this feathery bunny about to parkour…

Tourists: Coool…<click>

Owl: …its me morning tap dance time…take me pic…

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Owls are super epic!

-Fun commentary by me, Vas.