Super Jumping Greyhounds

Ocean Tour Guide:…ok folks here we have a sea doggy splashing in the ocean…take some water pics ocean people…

Tourist: …that’s just a doggy in the water…

Biologist:…according to my paint by numbers encyclopedia on nature…this is a floating super dolphin…

Scooba Diver: …what in the world is going on up in here…

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Biologist: …how do they float that way…

Tourists: …yeah…<click>…

Physicist: …this is an example of polar energy and the magnetic currents of the planet interacting with the solar flairs…of technology…

Park Ranger: …that don’t sound right…

Physicist: …what part don’t sound right…

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Tour Guide: …this is jumpy…world famous jumping dog famous for jumping…

Photographer: …super cool…adding this photo to my collection of jumping dogs jumping…

Tourists:…suppose we put a trampoline…he be jumping all day…how cool!…we would have so many pictures…<click>…

Greyhound:…me wanna trampoline for be picture time…

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Park Ranger:…this dog obviously wearing the new hyper mega jump sneakers superemo…

Greyhound:…look at me jumping with me super springy legs faster than the mighty kangaroo…

Photographer: …where the kangaroo…where where…

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Biologist: …this doggy is floating only part of its body…super cool!…

Greyhound:…me jumping dog…with magnetic polar energy technology…

Park Ranger: …what did he say…

Tourists: …he’s from the north pole

Tour Guide: …and he has technology…

Nature Narrator:…that don’t sound right…I mean…in the grass lands and jungles of the earth…we spot this four legged grass dweller…

Photographer:…oh cool is that the super jumping polar energy floating super dog…

Greyhound: …nah i’m a floating solar energy power dog with solar magnetic technology…

Photographer: …oh…

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Dog Sculpture

Greyhounds are super cool!

*Fun commentary provided by me, Vas.