Super Jumping Greyhounds

Ocean Tour Guide:…ok folks here we have a sea doggy splashing in the ocean…take some water pics ocean people…
Tourist: …that’s just a doggy in the water…
Biologist:…according to my paint by numbers encyclopedia on nature…this is a floating super dolphin…
Scooba Diver: …what in the world is going on up in here…
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Biologist: …how do they float that way…
Tourists: …yeah…<click>…
Physicist: …this is an example of polar energy and the magnetic currents of the planet interacting with the solar flairs…of technology…
Park Ranger: …that don’t sound right…
Physicist: …what part don’t sound right…
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Tour Guide: …this is jumpy…world famous jumping dog famous for jumping…
Photographer: …super cool…adding this photo to my collection of jumping dogs jumping…
Tourists:…suppose we put a trampoline…he be jumping all day…how cool!…we would have so many pictures…<click>…
Greyhound:…me wanna trampoline for be picture time…
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Park Ranger:…this dog obviously wearing the new hyper mega jump sneakers superemo…
Greyhound:…look at me jumping with me super springy legs faster than the mighty kangaroo…
Photographer: …where the kangaroo…where where…
lol

Biologist: …this doggy is floating only part of its body…super cool!…
Greyhound:…me jumping dog…with magnetic polar energy technology…
Park Ranger: …what did he say…
Tourists: …he’s from the north pole
Tour Guide: …and he has technology…
Nature Narrator:…that don’t sound right…I mean…in the grass lands and jungles of the earth…we spot this four legged grass dweller…
Photographer:…oh cool is that the super jumping polar energy floating super dog…
Greyhound: …nah i’m a floating solar energy power dog with solar magnetic technology…
Photographer: …oh…
lol

Dog Sculpture
Greyhounds are super cool!
*Fun commentary provided by me, Vas.

