Jaguar Supercat
Forest Tour Guide:…ok luxury resort people here we have a supercat on a supercar…take some action pics forest people
Tourist:…hey…its a jaguar on a jaguar….
Biologist:…according to my biology book on biology…that’s a jaguar on a growler…
lol
Jaguar:…sniff sniff sniff…
Tourist:…um…there’s a jaguar on my dinner table…
Photographer:…what a cool picture…(click) (click) (click)…
Tourist:…what’s happening here…I want my lunch…
Photographer:…u wanna be in the picture too…just sniff the food and I’ll take your photo…
lol
Photographer:…totally majestic…(click)…
Tourist:…why some spots are round and other spots are dark…
Resort Guide:…which spot is the spot you talkin’ about…
lol
Jaguar:…ok I’m in me totally majestic pose…take me majestic photo…
Car owner:…who’s cat is this…
Biologist:…according to my picture book on wild cats sitting in luxury cars…this cat belongs to the jungle…
Jaguar:…Sniff…sniff…sniff…
Jaguar specialist:…who wanna be the roast chicken sandwich…
Photographer:…I’ll take the cool photo…
lol
commentary by me, Vas.
Jaguars are cool.
