Super Cool Wild Bears

Forest Tour Guide:…ok folks…here we have a river bear native to the rivers and streams of the forest…take some wild river bear pics folks…

Tourists: Coool <click>

Bear: …nah…me ball fell into the river…around here somewhere…

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Tourists: …loook…a bear running towards us…super majestic!…<click>

Bear:…me lunch is arriving on wheels today…

Tourists:…awww…he’s smiling for the camera…

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Bear:…and where is me lunch delivery today…

Pizza delivery gal: …where do I park the car…oh what a cute doggy…

Bear: …me lunch brought a pizza…

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Tourists: …loook…a bear dancing with a tree…<click>

Photographer:…a tree dancing with a bear…so coool!…

Bear: What happen?…

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Ummm, lol

Bear: …this aint no diet grass…

Jungle Tour Guide: …Ok folks…here we a have a fluffy garden bear feasting on a buffet of grass and trees…take some wild garden pics folks…

Tourists: …super fluffy!…

Zoologist: …that’s a grizzly bear!…

Tourists:…fluffy grizzly bear!…

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Grizzly Bear:…ya me strong combat rambo bear…

Tourists: …loook…yoga bear!

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Bear: …and who put me treats on this block of ice…

Tourists: …loook a polar bear…

Bear: …me gonna jump out my enclosure bear…

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Bear: Ahhh…refreshing river water…

River boat tour guide: …ok river people…here we have a fluffy water bear…

Tourists: …that’s an aqua doggy…

Zoologist: …its a hairy crocodile…

Bear: …ya me hairy aqua doggy crocodile…gimme treats!

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Wild Forest bears are super cool!

*Fun commentary by me, Vas.