Super Cool Wild Bears
Forest Tour Guide:…ok folks…here we have a river bear native to the rivers and streams of the forest…take some wild river bear pics folks…
Tourists: Coool <click>
Bear: …nah…me ball fell into the river…around here somewhere…
lol
Tourists: …loook…a bear running towards us…super majestic!…<click>
Bear:…me lunch is arriving on wheels today…
Tourists:…awww…he’s smiling for the camera…
lol
Bear:…and where is me lunch delivery today…
Pizza delivery gal: …where do I park the car…oh what a cute doggy…
Bear: …me lunch brought a pizza…
lol
Tourists: …loook…a bear dancing with a tree…<click>
Photographer:…a tree dancing with a bear…so coool!…
Bear: What happen?…
lol
Ummm, lol
Bear: …this aint no diet grass…
Jungle Tour Guide: …Ok folks…here we a have a fluffy garden bear feasting on a buffet of grass and trees…take some wild garden pics folks…
Tourists: …super fluffy!…
Zoologist: …that’s a grizzly bear!…
Tourists:…fluffy grizzly bear!…
lol
Grizzly Bear:…ya me strong combat rambo bear…
Tourists: …loook…yoga bear!
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Bear: …and who put me treats on this block of ice…
Tourists: …loook a polar bear…
Bear: …me gonna jump out my enclosure bear…
lol
Bear: Ahhh…refreshing river water…
River boat tour guide: …ok river people…here we have a fluffy water bear…
Tourists: …that’s an aqua doggy…
Zoologist: …its a hairy crocodile…
Bear: …ya me hairy aqua doggy crocodile…gimme treats!
lol
Wild Forest bears are super cool!
*Fun commentary by me, Vas.
