Cool Halloween Bats
Bat: Howdy…I’m Vampy the tree dwelling Bat…u took me pic only because it’s Halloweeny again ya
Photographer: Yeah
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Bat: Yeah its Halloweeny! gonna scare me some tourists today!
Tourists: Look…another flying squirrel! <click>
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Bat in Action
Jungle Tour Guide: …as you can see here folks…this is one of our upside down bats clearly looking like a squirrel…takes some pics jungle people
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Tourists: Is that bat looking like a Chihuahua or a Pikachu looking for a Chimichanga:
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Wilderness Guide: …As we can see here…this is our furry mountain bat from the forest…he hangs upside down as part of his morning yoga routine…take some wild pics people.
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Bat: Ya we yoga bats too…this is our sleeping pose…
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Garden Tour Guide: This bear with wings is the first ever spotted on the planet…super majestic!
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Bat: You like me new pants…hmmm…
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Bat: Yes I am sleeping and flying at the same time…
Tourists: That bat is on autopilot
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Bat: Ok whom ever hits the ground first gots to buy the pizza…
Other Bat: I didn’t bring me wallet
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Forest Tour Guide: …this is our river squirrel with fins…absolutely majestic…picture time!
Tourists: Its a doggy bird with ears
Bat: No…I’m majestico the spectacular bat from the caves of Pikachu…i’m posing for me picture time
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Flying bats are super cool!
-Fun commentary by me, Vas.
