Cool Kangaroos
River Boat Tour Guide: …Ok folks…here we have kangaroo taking a spa day in the jungle…take some river pics boat people…
Tourists: …coool <click>…
Kangaroo: …is that me amazon delivery…
lol
Kangaroo: …did u see that boat full of people floating in the river…that’s wild stuff…
Photographer: …u wanna take some pics on a boat u said…
Kangaroo: …ok pretend we on the boat…
lol

Wildlife Narrator: …in the amazon rainforest…we spot this majestic bunny mouse floating above the ocean…
Tour Guide: …that’s a kangaroo…
Biologist: …kangaroo floating with no jet pack…im writing that down…
lol
Wildlife Zoo Tour:…and to our right…we have a kangaroo lounging in the grass after his big workout at the fitness club…
Kangaroo: …me yoga master in the zone…
lol

Photographer: …are u kangaroo yoga in the zone…
Kangaroo: …no…here’s the plan…u call for pizza…
Photographer: …ok then what…
Kangaroo: …that’s all…u call for pizza…
lol
Kangaroo: …and who took me pic…who who…
Tourists: …that kangaroo sounds like an owl…
lol

Kangaroo:…me gonna meditate on this tree trunk pillow…me in the zone…
Tour Guide: …ok nature folks…here we have a sleeping kangaroo…
Kangaroo:…did the boat people take me pic too…
lol

Ummm, lol

Kangaroo:…this soup is delicious…
Tourists: …oh loook…one of those river kangaroos…<click>…
Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we have a kangaroo enjoying some puddle water…take some action pics folks…
Photographer: ….oh yay!…just epic for my magazine cover…
Kangaroo:…I ordered some biscuits with me soup…where delivery gal…
lol
Kangaroo: ..loook people floating in a boat…
Photographer: …sshhhh…just gonna take some pics of kangaroo from the bushes…super cool…
Tourists: …oh loook…a photographer in the bushes taking pics of kangaroos…
Kangaroo:…loook…boat people taking pics of a photographer in the bushes taking pics of kangaroos…
Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on here…
lol
Kangaroos are super cool!
*Fun commentary by me, Vas.

