Cool Mountain Bears
Jungle Tour Guide:…ok folks…here we spot a fierce river grizzly bear hunting for some river critters…take some action pics jungle people…
Bear: …just soaking in me tub rubba dub dub…weee…me feets in the air…
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Bear in Action
Park Ranger: …what’s a doggy doing in the lake…
Tourists: …this is the jungle…and that’s a grizzly bear…
Bear: …me majestic water bear see me power paws pouncing puddles…
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Bear: …me forest bear from the forest looking for flowers for me lemonade drinky drink…
Tourist: …this is the jungle…
Bear: …me jungle bear from the jungle looking for flowers for me lemonade drinky drink…
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Tourists: …oh loook…a bear running towards us for a super cool action pic…
Photographer: …where…where…
Tourists: …theeere…
Photographer:…wheeere…
Tour Guide: …in the lake…
Photographer: …omg!…that’s a grizzly bear!…
Bear: …is that me lemonade delivery gal…
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River Tour Guide: …ok folks…be very very quiet…there’s a bear in the lake everyone…slowly take out your camera for a super cool pic of the bear…
Delivery gal: …HI EVERYONE! ANYONE ORDER SOME LEMONADE!!!
Tourists: …sshhhh…there’s a bear in the lake…
Delivery gal: …oh…HEY BEAR!…YOU ORDER SOME DRINKY DRINKS?!…
Bear: …my lemondade!…yay!…
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Ummm, lol
Jungle Tour Guide: …ok jungle people…here we spot a sniffing bear sniffing for berries…take some sniffing pics jungle folks…
Bear: …me sniffer sniffing some lemonade around here…
Biologist: …absolutely epic!…this is a grizzly bear…
Tourists: …ya…and that’s a tree…and there’s the lake…
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Nature Narrator: …in the grasslands of the jungle rivers…we spot these two dancing bears apparently having a water balloon party…
Tourist: …coool…<click>…
Photographer: …where did they get the balloons?…
Bear: …delivery gal…
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Bear: …me waiting on me picture time…see me feet in the air…
Photographer: …where’s the hat?…
Bear: …u said flower…
Photographer: …ok super coolest flower…now foot to the left just a little…
Bear: ….oh and where’s me refreshing juicy lemonade…u said…
Photographer: …ok u wanna with sugar or no sugar…
Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on here…
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Bear: …me take me lemonade with little sugar…
Photographer: …where’s the flower?…
Bear:…u said tree bark…
Photographer: …ok gimme lemonade…
Bear: …but me foot to the left…u said…
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Bear: …where me pizza pie…
Tourists: …loook everybody…there’s one of those spa bears everyone talking about…
Delivery Gal: …oh how cute a doggy in the river…where do I park my bike?…
Tour Guide: …where’s your car…
Delivery Gal: …i forgot where I parked it…
Bear: …gonna drive to McPizza Town after this spa party…
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Jungle Bears are super cool!
*Fun commentary by me, Vas
