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Tuskless Elephants Escape Poachers, but May Evolve New Problems - The New  York Times

Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we have a giant elephant coming towards us super fast…take some action pics jungle people…

Tourists: …awww he wants to join our tour…

Elephant: …is that me Uber ride…

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Elephant Pictures - National Geographic

Elephant: …are u me pizza delivery…

Tourists: …no we tour people looking for action pics…

Photograph: …ya do something majestic…

Elephant: …me see some pizza…then u see something majestic…

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Poaching is the elephant′s worst enemy′ | Environment | All topics from  climate change to conservation | DW | 18.04.2012

Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we spot an elephant walking on the sand…take some nature pics trolly people…

Tourists: …super coool…<Click>…

Elephant: …these people poppin’ out bushes now…yikes!…

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An attempt to solve the mystery of tuskless African elephants - Big Think

Elephant: …scrubby dub dub…just standing around…waiting for me pics…scrubby dodo…

Photographer: …can i take your pic…

Elephant: …oh u wanna me pics…

Photographer: …are u going to squirt me with water?…

Elephant: …yeah…

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Elephant | Species | WWF

Tourist: …Loook…an elephant eating grass…<click>…

Elephant: …u got any other suggestions…

Tour Guide: …want some pumpkin pie?…

Elephant: …u got pie!?!

Tourists: …no just wanna know if elephant wanna pie…

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Moose | The Canadian Encyclopedia

Photographer: …cool elephant…

Forest horse: …Howdy party people…

Tourist: …ummm…

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African elephant species now Endangered and Critically Endangered - IUCN  Red List | IUCN

Elephant:…we did not park the car here either…

Delivery Gal: …u looking for your car too…

Tourist: …loook…delivery gal tryna ride an elephant…

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A gigantic trek: what it takes to move 200 elephants 1500 km

Elephant: …this grass is super delicious…

Tourist: …is that elephant sleeping and eating grass at the same time…

Photograph: …quick lets take pics…

Elephant: …me in a yoga zone…

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Elephant baby boom, drop in ivory poaching in Kenya's Amboseli National  Park offer hope for the future | South China Morning Post

Wildlife narrator: …in the sahara forest jungle…we spot these elephants hunting for penguins…very interesting…

Biologist: …penguins? im writing that down…

Elephant: …ok pass me the ball…

Tourists: …coolest soccer match ever!…pass the chips…

Photographer: …nachos anyone…I like cheese on mine…yum!

Tour Guide: …who’s in the lead…

Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on here…

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*Fun commentary by me, Vas.

Super cool elephants on most luxurious safari AdventureAmbercrobie & Kent

The world is full of adventure from Dubai to Cali, super majestic!

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Epic sunsets, super cool adventures!

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