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Epic Super Squirrels

Squirrel:…Hi…im frizbee…super flying forest squirrel…see me flying feet…

Tourists: …oh loook…a flying cat everybody…<click>…

Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we have a flying cat native to the trees and forest in the jungle…take out your camera’s jungle people…

Photographer:…where…where…where…

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Camper: …hey everybody look up in the sky…

Park Ranger: …that’s a flying squirrel…

Camper: …that’s one of those flying rabbits…

Biologist: …flying rabbits…im writing that down…

Nature Guide: …according to my book here…its a flying tree monkey….

Squirrel: …yesterday i was a flying koala…

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Squirrel: …what flying…i gots me jet pak right here…

Monkey: …where can I get a jet pak…

Delivery Gal: …did someone have an order…

Tourists: …hey yeah…can u pick me up some soup…

Delivery Gal: …ok…I got a delivery horsie…be back in a flash…

Squirrel: …i’ll race u…

Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on up in here…

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Nature narrator:…and this…is…super squirrel…

Camping crew:…I heard he’s racing a horse for some soup…

Tourist:…ohhh…i forgot to add biscuits with my soup…

Monkey:…i got me jet pak…u wanna some biscuits…hmmm….

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Squirrel: …where’s McSoup Town…

Camper: …just follow the horsie…

Tourists: ….Oooo….I forgot to add an ice tea…

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Bear: …just got me jet pak…u wanna ice tea…

Camper: …ummm…

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Squirrel: …gonna hitch a ride on horsie and run in McSoup Town…me genius…

Monkey…that’s not gonna…oh it worked…

Camper: …is that squirrel riding a horse…

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Photographer: …ok now…wiggle your tail…

Squirrel: …was that a squirrel doing a hand stand on a horsie…

Photographer: …where…where…where…

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Nature Narrator: …among the trees in the forest…we spot this flying squirrel flying like a bird with wings…or a tree monkey rabbit…

Squirrel: …me an umbrella…

Tour Guide: …ok forest people…we got a flying cat coming in hot…take some action pics trolly people…

Biologist: …he’s carrying a bowl of soup!…

Park Ranger: …is that a monkey with biscuits…

Photographer: …and a bear with ice tea!…everybody pose with the picnic treats…now a handstand…

Tourist: …anyone bring the balloons…

Park Ranger:…what is going on here…trolly people…

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Flying squirrels are epic!

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