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Snow Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we have a twig sniffing fox…take some snowy action pics tour people…

Tourists: …coool…<click>…

Fox: …just itchy me nose….trolly people…

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Wildlife Narrator:…in the icy mountains of pikachu land…we find this arctic fox sun bathing…in the sun…super majestic!…

Fox: …anybody know how to build a snow cone…

Tourists: …snow cones for everyone….

Photographer: …snow cone party time!…

Fox:…ok everyone in a line…what flavor u wanna…

Biologist: …Oooo…fruity….

Park Ranger:…what in the world is going on up in here!…

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Yoga Instructor: …ok…and stretch the toes….

Fox: …im totally going for apple pie smoothies later…

Photographer: …this is totally going on the cover of my magazine later…

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Fox: …did somebody say apple pie smoothies!…

Photographer: …coool…fox hunting for apples…

Tourists: ….i’ll take an apple pie smoothie…

Biologist: …ya me too!

Park Ranger: …what in the world…wait…apple pie smoothies?…

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Tour Guide: …ok folks…we got a fox with a jet pack hunting apples in the forest…take some wild apple party pics…forest people…

Biologist: …where he get a jet pack in the forest?…

Park Ranger: …just walk down to the river and make a right…u see the guy there…he help you out…

Tourists: …trolly to the jet pack store!…

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Tourists: …ohhh loook…a fox sleeping like a meow meow…

Tour Guide: …ok folks…we got a meow meow looking like a fox…take a pic or pic a pack of pickles…

Biologists:…pickles…ok i write that down…

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Fox: …flying apples in the sky coming in hot…i got it…i got it…

Park Ranger: ….those are birds flying in the sky…

Fox: …why bird apple shaped…

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Fox: …ok me posing super majestic on this wet river…picture time!…

Photographer: …coool…just move your hind leg to the right just a bit…and do a handstand and that’s just right…

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Doggy: …howdy…

Fox: …ummm that’s not an apple…

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Fox: …sunset yoga stretchy stretch…ahhh…

Tour Guide: …ok folks…here we spot a fox doing the yoga dance…everybody lets stretch like the fox…

Tourists: …who’s gonna take a yoga pic…

Photographer: …me me me…

Park Ranger: …is that fox wearing shoes…

Fox:…ya these are me fancy shoes…for me stretchy stretch before me snacky snacks…

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Super cool furry fox!

*Fun commentary bye me, Vas.

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