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Fun Koala Bears

Biologist: …look a tree climbing koala…

Tour Guide: …ok folks…this is Poofy…super fast tree climber koala bear…take some poofy pics jungle people.

Koala: …ya and me can dance too…

Tourists: <click>

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Biologist…oh look…one of those tree bunnies everyone talking about…super cool!

Tour Guide:…that’s a tree hugging forest cat…notice the ears and legs…

Tourist:…thats a Koala bear…

Koala: …im bunny bear…

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Koala: …this soup is delicious…

Monkey:…hey that’s me foot soak…

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Photographer: …ok…now one foot in the air…

Koala:…like this…

Photographer: …swing to the next tree…super cool like…

Biologist: …koala monkey…im write that down…

Nature Tour Guide: …this is a monkey bear…they walking around the jungle all the time…

Photographer: ….anyone have a umbrella for super cool pic…

Tourists: …a cape…that’s what he needs…

Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on up in here…

Monkey: …me the tree swinger…

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Tourists: …hey look at the koala swinging like a monkey…

Biologist:…that’s a flying cat…I saw it on a nature show…

Nature show narrator: …in the forest trees of the wilderness jungle…we spot this flying fur ball…

Koala: …meow…

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Koala: …me got these two sticks gonna build me a boat…

Photographer: …that’s great…can you balance the sticks on your nose by any chance…

Koala:…what about me boat…

Photographer:…u need more sticks than that to build a boat…might as well let me take photo…

Koala:…then I make the boat…

Photographer: …okay…

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Tourists:…loook…super cool koala bear in a tree spotted!…<click>…

Biologist:…that’s a tree dwelling forest sheep dog…

Zoo keeper: …anybody here see a bear with ears and four paws?…

Bear: …ruff ruff…

Koala: …meow meow…

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Koala:…ok take me pic…got me hair did and everything…

Tourist: …ok cool…<click>…

Photographer:…<click>…

Monkey: <click>….

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Koala’s are super fun!

*Fun commentary by me Vaas.

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