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Jolly Jaguars

Wildlife Narrator: This is hissy, the jolly jaguar as you can see, his jolly smile and I spot a snack in the bushes eye gaze.

Tourists: Coool…but we in the bushes

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Wildlife Narrator: Ok folks, here we spot a spotted jaguar with spots, can you spot all the spots.

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Jaguar: Im covered in spots!? Omg!…somebody hand me a mirror!

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Wildlife Narrator: This jaguar is stretching its teeth apparently, absolutely fascinating!

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Jaguar: If I remain super still and blend in to the snow, ain’t nobody spotting me.

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Jaguar: This is the foot with no shoe, as I already have shoes for my other feet, where is the shoe dealer I was dealing with earlier

Manager: Ma’am, please calm down

Jaguar: Let me speak to the Managers Manager

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Ummm, lol

Jaguar: Ahhh, this spring water is so cool, refreshing, and what did I just step in.

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Jaguar: I told you not to eat the grey berries…

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Jaguar: Im also jaguar see me whiskers and round ears…

Wildlife Narrator: Apparently, this shiny Kat has spotted a peace of pizza in the bushes…

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Jaguar: Pizza delivery coming from that side ok

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Fun commentary by me, Vas

Jaguars are super Jolly!

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