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Jolly Jumping Tiger

Tiger: …Hi…me fierce forest tiger…just look at me paws and jumbo ears…

Water boat Tour Guide: …ok folks…this is Splashy…he likes the river for making splashes…take some water pics tour people…

Tour People: …<click>…

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Tiger: …me no Splashy…me super ninja tiger…just look at me tail and stripes…

Tour Guide: …ok party people…this is Snowflake…super cool tiger playing in the snow…take some snow pics tour people…

Biologist:…according to my nature book…this is a snow bunny…

Tourists: …oh cool…snow bunny looks like a tiger …<click>…

Tiger: …what she call me…

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Wildlife Narrator: …on the rocks and hills of the forest…we spot this curious snow bunny tiger cat…apparently not looking at the camera…

Photographer: …Tiger bunny cat…u gonna look at the camera…

Park Ranger: …toss a treat…

Photographer: …I got some string cheese…

Tiger: …I’ll take that…

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Tiger:…did somebody say…string cheese…

Monkey:…ya Photographer giving out string cheese for a pic…

Tiger:…Ok…u like me pose…take me pic…

Monkey:…me also posing…

Tiger:…where’s our cheese…

Photographer: ….say cheese…<click>…

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Tourists: …hey loook…that’s one of those bunny cats everyone talking about…

Biologist: …according to my nature book…its a snow bear…

Photographer:…its got four paws…its a dog…

Nature Narrator: …that’s a person in a tiger suit…

Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on here…

Tiger: …where me cheese…

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Tigers are super cool!

*Fun commentary by me, Vas

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