Jungle Spider Monkey

Tourists: …Loook…a giant spider in a tree…<click>…
Tour Guide: …that’s one of those yoga monkey’s…
Yoga monkey: …wanna see me hang on a tree looking like a spider yoga pose…
lol

Photographer:….Ok monkey its yoga time…
Spider Monkey: …me spider monkey…no yoga monkey…
Photographer: …i have snacky snacks…
Spider Monkey: …ok…so handstand…
lol

Tour Guide: …ok everybody…here we spot a spider monkey super majestic in a tree…take some tree pics folks…
Spider monkey:…where me suppose to be…on roller skates?…
Tourists: …did the monkey just say he’s going to put on roller skates?…
Photographer: …yeah I heard it…come on monkey…I needs the action photos…
lol

Spider Monkey: Here’s me action photo…see me leg and tail in the air super cool like the mighty ostrich…
lol

Spider Monkey:…how’s this photographer guy…
Photographer: …epic!…<click>…
Tourists: …me picture clicker…<click>..
Photographer: …oh yeah…<click><click><click>…
Tourits: …<click><click>…
Tour Guide: …what in the world is going on here…
lol

Ummm, lol

Park Ranger: …Ssshhh…ok park people…if u look in the tree u can spot a monkey doing what apparently is a yoga pose…
Spider Monkey: …nah me waiting on me taco delivery…u see a lady driving around the jungle in a car…
Taco delivery gal: …where do I park my car…is this order for the spider in the tree…
Park Ranger:…its a monkey…just toss the bag up the tree…
Spider Monkey: …ya I catch taco bag with me yoga feet…
lol

Tourists: …Look a monkey on the grass…
Spider Monkey:…ya and later me a monkey in a tree…
lol

Spider Monkey:…may I assist u…
Photographer:…Im taking photos monkey…
Spider Monkey:…ok…me take visa…mastercard…
Photographer: …oh…how about snacky snacks…
Monkey: …what can I buy with snacky snacks…
lol

Monkey: …delivery gal put the bag here…
Tourists: …these tacos are super delicious…
Monkey: …those our tacos…
Tour Guide: …taco party!…
Photographer: …yay! tacos!…
Monkey: <click>
lol
Spider Monkeys are super fun epic!
*Fun commentary provided by me, Vas.

