Super Cool Lions

Lion: Howdy everyone…I’m whiskers the totally cool tiger just look at me stripes on me legs.

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Lion: Howdy, I’m upside down lion, notice me snout on me head.

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Ummm, lol

Wildlife Tour Guide: This is Giggles the laughing lion…she’s just reacting to boo boo the joke telling monkey

Lion: Or the doggy with a lion wig on

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Lion: Hola, I’m Majestico…most majestic lion in the forest, just look at me hair and even more hair.

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Lion: Actually, I am Romantico super majestic lion in the world, just look at me feet and hair.

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Wildlife Tour Guide: …apparently these two lions know that joke telling monkey in the forest

Lions: or Romantico Majestico

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Wildlife Tour Guide: Ok folks…this is the flying lion everyone has been talking about…notice how she just floats above water

Tourists: Coool

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Lion: I also doing floating in the air challenge…I feel romantico majestico weee

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Lion: Who floating where…where’s the platter of treats we ordered…can we talk to the manager

Server: Sir, sir, sir…

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Lionness: Platter of treats spotted…

Tourists: Look at that lionness looking at us like a platter of treats

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Wildlife Tour Guide: …and these are our sunset lions cuddling…

Tourists: Awww…sweeet

Lions are super awesome!