Super Gazelle
Nature Show Narrator: …in the grasslands of Africa…we spot this majestic Gazelle…using its super eyesight to spot a snacky snack in the distance…absolutely magnificent…
Gazelle: …is that where me parked the car…
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Tour Guide: …ok trolly people…next to this tree…we got one of those deer like four legged mountain bambi…take some cool pics tour people…
Tourists: …that’s a Gazelle…
Zoo keeper: …oh no…Gazelle escaped enclosure…call someone…
Tourists: …we in Africa…Gazelles roam around…
Gazelle: …ya me got salon appointments and where did me park the car…
lol
Tourist: …oh loook…one of those floating Gazelles we been hearing about…<click>…
Gazelle:…me ballerina…see me toes and super pointy body…
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Tour Guide: …Ok folks…here we have a bambi with a flying jet pack…take some epic pictures…tour people…
Tourists:…coool <click>…
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Gazelle: …gonna use me jet pack to find the car…be right back…
Gazelle grazing: …okay…pic me up some cheetos on the way back…
Gazelle jet pack: …ok…u want flaming cheetos or regular…
Nature Guide: …what in the world is going on here…
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Gazelle: …did me just here someone order some cheetos…me like cheese…
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Kangaroo: …howdy…
Ummm, lol
Gazelle: …what was that…
Photographer: …a kangaroo…
Gazelle: …hoping like a bunny…
Kangaroo: …what u call me…
Gazelle: …nothing…
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Gazelle: …a Kanga who?
Photographer:…and what are u suppose to be?…
Gazelle: …majestic forest bambi…
Photographer: …oh cool!…just gonna take some quick pics…
Gazelle: …what pics…gimme snacks…
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Gazelle: …we just gonna have a picnic here…where pizza delivery gal…
Pizza delivery gal: …oh cool…bambi…where do I park my car…
Tourists: …loook…pizza delivery in the forest…
Gazelle: …that’s our pizza lady…
Tourists: …oh yeah!…
Gazelle: …yeahhh!…
Pizza delivery gal: …what’s happening…
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Tour Guide: …ok people…here we have two Gazelles staring contest for the pizza…who’s gonna win pizza today…
Tourists: …coool! <click>…
Photographer:…this gonna be cool for my Gazelle magazine cover…
Park Ranger: …how these horses grow horns?…
Gazelle: …did he just call us horses?…
Photographer:…yeah!…
Tourists:…loook horsees with horns…<click>…
Pizza delivery gal: …ok who ordered the pizza…
Kangaroo: …I did…gimme pizza…
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Gazelle’s are super majestic!
*Fun commentary provided by me, Vas.
