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Super Horsie

Farmer: …this here is ma prize horsie…Betsy…take a pic farm people…

Tour Guide: …that’s my line…ok…take a pic farm people…ahhh…

Betsy: …i needs a hair do…

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Majestic horse: …just trotting along…looking majestic…

Tourists: ….oh loook…a majestic horsie…<click>…

Farmer: …that’s ma majestic horse…Betty…she’s ma money maker…

Tour Guide:…how much money we talkin’…

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Farmer: …this here is ma famous horse…BooBa…she’s in commercials…

BooBa: …ya me majestic horsie…see me majestic feet…

Tour Guide: …can i ride horsie to Taco Barn down the street and back…

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Horsie: …and I am majestico…super stallion in the forest…

Tourists:…do something majestic and I take your pic…

Horsie: …i’m doing…see me standing super majestic…take me pic lady…

Tourists: …hmmm…lemme think about it…

Horsie: …lady…u gonna take ma pic or me file a complaint…

Complaint dept.:…name?…

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Poodle: …me faster than any majestico betty hoop booba dooba dookie horsie…

Farmer: …ummm…

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Dooba Horsie: …me ready for me picture time…take me epic pics…

Photographer: …cool…these are me money making pics…

Tour Guide: …again with the money…how much money…i want in…how do i gets me a horsie…

Farmer: …u gonna need a stable…and a groomer…then there’s food…then vet visits…then a horse shoe guy…then…

Tour Guide: …what about the horse…

Farmer: …oh yeah…u gonna need a horse…

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Horsie: …this soup is delicious…

Middle horsie: …ya

Tour Guide: …look at their little wiggly ears…

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Majestic horsie: …I have arrived…it is me…super majestic power horse…

Tour Guide: …ok…u my horsie…lets go make money…

Tourists: …how u gonna make money with the horsie…

Tour Guide: …who wanna ride horsie…i take visa, MasterCard…

Photographer: …he needs to be wearing a hat…

Farmer: …hey ya..and a bell…somebody get a bell…

Delivery Gal: …he can help me make deliveries…come on horsie…

Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on up in here…

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Clydesdale Horses are super Majestic!

*Funny commentary by me, Vas.

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