Fun Jumping Tigers

Tiger: Howdy…me name is Pounce…super acrobatic tree monkey in me tiger costume…
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Jungle Tour Guide: Ok folks…here we have a forest tiger…apparently trying to pick up a tree…absolutely epic…take some wild forest pics jungle people…
Tourists: Coool <click>
Tiger:…me love dancing with this tree…
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Tiger:…I parked me boat around here somewhere…
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Photographer:…super epic…a tiger!…
Tiger:…is that me taco delivery…
Photographer: …oh oh…
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River boat Tour Guide:…Ok folks…here we have a fun water tiger…swimming above the water…take some splashing water pics everybody…
Tourists: <click>
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Wildlife narrator:…in the river waters of the Amazon rain forest…we spot two water tigers…apparently doing a new yoga pose…now this…is epic!
Tourist: Loook…flying aqua tigers…
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Tiger:…I found me ball everybody…
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Ummm, lol

Tiger:…me name is Majestico…river tiger waiting for me taco delivery…
Taco delivery gal: …oh what a cutie kitty kat…where can I park my boat…
Tiger: …
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Tiger:…me smell tacos…tacos in the jungle!…who has the tacos?…me want a taco today!…
Photographer: …super cool pose for my Majestic Magazine cover…
Tiger:…can we get tacos?
Photographer: Yes!
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Tiger: …as me understand…there is a taco party in the forest…
Photographer:…yes…we can go for tacos…can u pose for your picture time first…
Tiger:…taco party…then picture time…
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Tiger: …me posing everyday…where me tacos…
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Tiger:…I see a taco in the bushes…I got u now!
Tourists:…Loook…a tiger hunting tacos…<click>…
Forest Tour Guide: …what kind of tacos u suppose he hunting…
Tourist:…smells like a chicken taco…
Wildlife Narrator:…what in the world is going on up in here…
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Wild Tigers are Super cool!
*fun commentary by me, Vas.

