Super Sea Lions

Ocean Tour Guide: …ok folks here we have two giant sea doggies battling for pop tart treats…take some action pics sea people…
Photographer: …oh cool…dolphins…
Sea Lions: …are they tossing the treats or….
lol

Sea Lion: …ahhh me sun bathing looking super majestic and cool…
Tourists: …awww…lets let the sea doggies on our boat…
Sea Lion: …sounds like we gonna drive another boat today fellas…
lol

Ocean Wildlife Narrator: …among the ocean waves and river rocks…we spot this sea lion gang worshiping the sky…
Sea Lion: …we drying our noses after our polo match…
lol

Sea Lion: …if me look like this…then me get a snacky snack?…
Photographer: …ok…can u do a handstand and a spin around…
Sea Lion: …can u do a handstand a spin around?…
lol

Sea Lion: …u taking me pic…take me pic…
Tourist: ….loook…anyone have any treats for the sea doggy?…
Marine Biologist: …i think i have some raisins in my pocket…
Photographer: …oh cool…toss some raisins at him and I’ll take the pic…
Biologist:…ok…hows that…
Photographer: …awww it bounced off and went into the water…
Sea Lion:…me no wanna raisin…
Park Ranger: …ok what in the world is going on here…
lol

Photographer: ….cool…splashy sea doggy action!…
Boat Tour Captain: …and to our right we spot this floating sea doggy…take some action pics ocean people…
Tourists: …<click>…
Sea Lion: …me a dolphin…
lol

Sea Lion: …so we just gonna balance these raisins on our noses all day or…
Picnic couple: …what u suppose they looking at sweetheart…
Lea Lion: …your picnic basket…
lol

Sea Lion: …is that one of us?…
Photographer:…Ummm…
lol

Sea Lion: …was that a…
Photographer: …yup…
Lea Lion: …u everywhere taking pics…
Photographer:…yup…
lol

Scooba Diver: …Coool…a sea lion…
Sea Lion:…where…where…me a dolphin what he talkin’ about…
lol

Scooba Tour Guide:…and here we have two majestic sea lions dancing in the sunset…
Sea Lions: …we also had a picnic…
Photographer:…with raisins?…
Tourists: …awww…super sweet…<click>…
Sea Lions are super fun epic!
*Fun commentary provided by me, Vas.

