Super Cool Jungle Sloth
Photographer: …hey what kinda bird is this?…
Tourists: …that’s a sloth…
Tour Guide: …that’s a tree bear…i heard about those…
Sloth: …hey homie…
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Sloth: …just doing me morning yoga…me in sleepy pose…
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Photographer: …oh cool…a tree doggy…
Jungle Tour Guide: …ok folks, here we spot a super majestic sloth in a tree…take some tree pics party folks…
Photographer: …its a tree dog…got the pics right here…
Tourist: …its a sloth…i got the pics too…
Sloth: …hey homies…
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Sloth: …just posing for me picture time…
Tourist: …that sloth is totally cute in the tree…quick take a pic!…<click>…
Sloth: …me in a tree?…how i get up here…
Photographer: …oh cool…a flying tree doggy…
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Ummm, lol
Sloth:…me upside down again ya…
Photographer: …yeah…
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Sloth:…so like…what’s going on homie…u got the berries…
Photographer:…what berries…
Sloth: …take me pic…
Photographer: …Ummm…I took it when u sleepy yoga pose…
Sloth: …u got the berries…
Photographer: …u wanna strawberries or blueberries…what flavor u want…
Park Ranger: …what in the world is going on up in here…
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Wildlife Narrator: …in the jungle wilderness tree farm forest…we spot this yoga tree doggy apparently…not in a tree…that’s interesting…
Biologist: …ya super interesting…what kinda doggy is that…
Tourist:…its a sloth…
Biologist: …is that a new breed of doggy…very interesting…i’m a right that down…hmmm…
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Tourists: …oh loook…a tree bear hugging a tree…
Photographer: …that’s a tree doggy…in a yoga pose…
Wildlife Narrator: …that’s a giant cat stuck in a tree…where’s the park ranger…
Delivery gal: …that’s hairy the sloth…HEY HAIRY!…I GOT YOUR PIZZA ORDER HERE!…
Sloth: …and the berries…
Delivery gal: …be right back…
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Delivery Gal: …hey…how u get hairy’s berries…
Sloth: …me berries…
Tour Guide: …ok folks, here we spot a sloth having some berries…take some party pics forest folks…
Delivery Gal: …OH HAIRY…THIS OTHER SLOTH HAS YOUR BERRIES!…
Photographer: …u mean this tree doggy…
Tourists: …where’s my berry order delivery gal?…
Delivery Gal: …u want me to take the bus and get more berries?…
Park Ranger: …where’s your bike?…
Delivery Gal: …i forgot where i parked it…
Sloth: …gonna ride me new bike to the ice cream shop after me berry party…
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Sloth’s are super cool!
Photographer: …tree doggy…
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*Fun commentary by me, Vas
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